Sunday Skars

I have a confession to make. I am not a fan of Valentine’s day – I refer to it as Hallmark day, and I think it’s a big fat marketing scam designed to make people feel guilty for the shitty way they take their partners for granted 364 days of the year.

So don’t expect any goey, romantic, puke-inducing Sookie/Eric Valentine tributes from this weeks Sunday Skars 😉


In protest against the avalanche of gooey, romantic schmuck we are surely going to be subjected to today, I hereby declare Valentine’s Day in my little corner of the internet to be all about HARDCORE SKARSPORN.

Who’s with me?

OK. I took some screencaps from Hundtricket this morning.

Let us Ogle.

How many inches??

OK now you have my attention. That big? Really Skars?

Well if that doesn’t kill me, the shoulder porn certainly will…

He’s talking about tennis. But I refuse to allow reality to interfere with a perfectly good dirty fantasy.

All hot and sweaty now? How about some shower action.

Just a little bit lower….

I don’t even see those other two in the foreground. Imagine having to film this scene with him…talk about adequacy issues. I would just give in to the inevitable and turn gay if I was them. Seriously.

How about some Viking backporn?

This shot was totally the best bit of that whole craptastic episode….

But then, as far as Viking backporn goes there is always this too…

Some season one tub goodness…

Dirty gifs anyone? Let your imagination run wild.

Watch closely, this gif has a very special guest star. His initials are GP.

Feeling all hot and bothered?

My work here is done.

Happy Hallmark Day!

Pic by Andy Swist

32 Responses to “Sunday Skars”

  1. 1 nskars
    February 14, 2010 at 9:41 am

    It was the 2.10 backporn shot that did me in. Plus the armporn. And the gifs.

    BRB, dying.

  2. 2 skadi
    February 14, 2010 at 11:40 am

    I can’t really make coherent thoughts and comments at the moment… I’m not sure hot and bothered quite covers what I’m feeling though.

  3. 3 AJ
    February 14, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Thank you! I’ve been on the couch with the flu all weekend so that wonderful compilation of Skarsporn is a great pickmeup.

    I am feeling hot but not at all bothered by those pix 🙂

  4. 4 Kealeagh
    February 14, 2010 at 1:40 pm


    gifs should be in every post i have some of him…

  5. February 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Oh, you beautiful, beautiful man.

    I vote that on future Valentine’s Days, we send flowers and chocolates to thank Stellan and My Skarsgard for doing the deed that resulted in such a hump-ably delightful Swede.

  6. 6 Stef
    February 14, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Definetely one of my top 5 fave Sunday Skars! OH the Gracious Plenty!! Oh the tragedy! What man could seriously live up to that?? 😛

  7. 7 Anna Sifuentes
    February 14, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    All I can think at the moment is HOLY CRAP that was freakin’ amazing! I am so hot and bothered by GP’s appearance in the gif. Whooo! Oh and where did you find that last gif???

  8. February 14, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    Even gorgeous when he was younger AND a peak at the GP as well. Thanks for sharing. I REALLY look forward to Sunday Skars. BTW, you did an inebriated skars blog post not long ago. Have you seen this one? lol http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kz_28oq-wNI/S2eQ2ENCchI/AAAAAAAAC14/sCumoBh481M/s400/AS_brownwater.jpg

  9. 12 Hookah
    February 14, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Holy Fucking Hell..GP doesn’t quite cover it..does it? Wow..talk about something you could play on loop allllll day. Wow-okay so that GIF just reanimated the shower scene for me..and I can def envision Sook reaching out for it..what a great gift for Sunday Skars!! There’s so many categories of Skarsporn..it’s hard to pick just one!!!

  10. 13 vikingvampgirl
    February 14, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Thank you, I just got the best V-day Present a girl could ask for. Hot arm, shoulder, back porn. Yummy.

  11. February 14, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Every Sunday is a Happy V(iking)-Day with SVB’s SundaySkars. I think that’s something we can all celebrate.

  12. 15 sunnynala
    February 14, 2010 at 9:54 pm


    Vote for Eric/Sookie in a sort of ‘shipper tournament’:

  13. 16 Kristen
    February 15, 2010 at 4:12 am

    Please excuse my language in advance… holy motherfucking shit… did I just see ASkars ‘gracious plenty’??? Did I? Have I died and gone to Heaven this evening? Happy Valentine’s Day to me!

    Though it was a quick shot, it was more than enough to tell me that ASkars is truly packing a GP of his own. Shit. It’s official. He is absolutely perfect in every way.

    Thanks, sookieverse… I was headed to bed, but now I think I’ll be looking for that clip on YouTube for a few hours…

    • February 15, 2010 at 4:47 am

      It’s ok Kristen.
      I think we’re all a bit overwhelmed by that gif.
      Happy V’day to all of us…indeed 😀

    • 18 Hookah
      February 15, 2010 at 6:02 am

      Kristen-I laughed really loud when I read your post-my reaction exactly-I just toned it down slightly lol..The Swede is definitely packin heavy artillery..It was the only thing that made me smile on this otherwise dreary “holiday”. Thanks Guys!!

  14. 19 Hookah
    February 15, 2010 at 6:13 am

    The shower scenes from Hundtricket..doesn’t the guy on the left totally look like Rene? Is it the same guy?

  15. February 15, 2010 at 6:17 am

    Drooling… really, really drooling now. Thanks! Nice capper to an uneventful day.

  16. 21 Anna Sifuentes
    February 15, 2010 at 6:38 am

    wow I can’t get enough of our leading viking…i just keep coming back for some more. Sooo hot i am drooling…thanks sookieverse!

  17. 22 VampirePamsGirl
    February 15, 2010 at 8:07 am

    Best fucking V-Day present ever! Have I told you lately just how much I love you SVB? Seriously? ;D

  18. 23 walgigi
    February 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Who the hell put that damn shower curtain there?????

    I could kill the one who put it there and go free easely with the statutory argument that I had a lapse of hormonal unbalance… moreso if is a female judge the one to watch the evidence!!! HAHHAHA

    • February 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm

      Aaaah but Gigi, IT IS SEE THROUGH!

      GP just peeks through the non-frosted bit.

      Yes I have watched this too many times. I AM A DIRTY PERV. I will not apologise.

      Random observation – that thing should get an agent. Is it not a character in its own right, or what?

      • 25 walgigi
        February 15, 2010 at 2:13 pm

        Of course it is see through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        But I feel like a LION behind the cage bars looking at a giant steak INSIDE a frost tupperware bowl!!!! As a lion I could suffer less and dream isn’t imposible if at least I can watch it raw outside the bowl… HAHHAHAHAHA

        And I could be its free agent anytime, anywhere… forever and ever!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  19. 27 Barbara
    February 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Been speechless for about the last 2 hours. *happy and longing sigh*

  20. 28 liz
    February 15, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    oh my……………….

  21. 29 willa
    February 15, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Thank you SVB for this most unexpected but spectacular bounty – V-day is over, yet like many of the others, I am still enjoying it. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, and your finest work. Ever. 🙂

  22. 30 Cara_Dawn
    February 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Wow … there are no words that can adequately describe this. Sunday Skars … I heart you.

  23. 31 Cristal
    February 18, 2010 at 5:27 am

    No joke, I passed out when I saw what was in the shower…. needed to see it again. Can I put this as by background on my laptop? Such a sexy… and bless…*wink* man!!!

  24. 32 amylo
    February 28, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    the world so needs (even) more Skarsporn. He should really be the nations “First Lover” officially with a green card to the White House.

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