Archive for the 'Shameless Fangirling' Category

17
Jun
10

All Together…and totally…DEAD!

Just like any other day, the mail man came at lunch time.

I wandered outside, expecting to find nothing more than the usual retail visual pollution and bills.

Instead, my mailbox contained nothing short of FANGIRL CRACK!

My wonderful Twitter friend @navicita went to a book signing a few weeks back, and had the divine Ms Harris sign this copy of All Together Dead for me.

I haven’t fangirled like this since I was a sweaty, hormonal thirteen year old and Duran Duran announced a world tour.

Simon LeBon still makes me want to hump the closest stationery object, and he will UNTIL I DIE.

WHAT?

If anyone is looking for me, I will be in a darkened corner licking Debra’s feet for all of eternity.

That is all.

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09
Jun
10

True Blood, Season 3 – Official Premiere

I don’t usually post about these red carpet preening parades, and I’m not going to spam you with pics of every no-name bit player and his dog arriving.

Let’s just admit it.

THIS is what we all came for, right?


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Ooh! Look who else showed up…

Stay tuned for updates.

01
Jun
10

Sunday Skars – Redux

Some new eye candy is doing the rounds today, and it set me to pondering just how long it’s been since we indulged in some blatant worship of the pretty that is Alexander Skarsgard.

Okay, so it’s only been a week. But that’s still six days too long. And technically, we were worshipping his ass.

These images come from Skarsgard News – if you aren’t a fan on Facebook you need to become one. They are promising us two previously unseen photos a day until True Blood returns on June 13.

While we’re on the subject of a certain tall blond hunk of Swede, the girls at The Sookieverse have just posted an advance review of Straw Dogs. For those of you who may have been living under a rock for the last year, this is the feature film Alex made with Kate Bosworth. (Thanks Nicole!)


26
May
10

Skarsbutt!

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up. He
would get a large, large trophy.”
~ Sookie, DTTW ~

It’s been too damn long since we’ve had some decent Skarsporn.

Go nuts.



Source: askarsgard.com

And I’m posting these because I guess someone might find them sexy…or just funny…like I do.

But really, Alan. Of all the man-on-man you could have done?

Really?


Pennydreadful thinks Sam and Bill’s love-in might play out something like this….

Bill: I find myself strangely in the grip of a powerful homoerotic attraction to you, Mr. Merlotte. Might I call on you sometime?
Sam: (with innocent bewilderment) Call on me?
Bill: Yes, might I visit with you at your home…so that we may engage in physical congress?
Sam: (still confused) Physical congress? I’m confused…I didn’t think you vampires had the right to vote.
Bill: I was asking if we might enjoy the sweet forbidden bliss of coitus together…
Sam: Dammit, Bill…stop using all those high falutin Victorian euphemisms. Anyone would think you’ve been cryogenically frozen for the past 150 years. Now what exactly do you want?
Bill: Hot sweaty mansex in your trailer?
Sam: (pauses) Oh hell…sure why not. You can come back to my place but if you tell that I have a “lovely home” you’re going to get a nasty introduction to Mr. Stake…

26
Apr
10

Monday Skars

Yeah yeah, I know I was incredibly slack yesterday and failed to deliver Sunday Skars on time.

I had a hangover. And it was not pretty, not at all.

Moving on, today we have some Metropia publicity shots taken with Juliette Lewis.

I love Juliette. I love ASkars. Put them both together and well…I JUST LOVE.

She is soooo tiny next to him. It’s cute.

More images at the source.

21
Apr
10

Midweek Skarsporn

Some scans of the VMAN magazine shoot have just appeared – here is a tease. The interview and the full set of pics are over at The Nest.

Note to magazine stylists: This man is 33 years old. Does he LOOK LIKE RPATZ TO YOU??

It seems to be all about the hair, this week.

Ridiculous hair aside, check the thumb/hand/bitey lip porn down there.

Remember to breathe.

Click for wallpaper sized versions….and you can also view at VMAN Magazine.

18
Apr
10

Sunday Skars

Let’s just say you’re hanging out at some hip California music festival on the weekend, listening to some tunes with friends.

You’re lying on your blanky, enjoying the sunshine. All of a sudden, completely out of the blue….AKSARS CROTCH IS ALL UP IN YOUR FACE.

Yes, that is what happened to this lucky, lucky girl when she attempted a crotch grab. Well, she might have been trying to fix his shirt…but I doubt it because that is the last thing anyone with a pulse is doing while anywhere near the GP. Would you care about the shirt? NO.

Some bitches get all the luck.

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My ramblings on the Sookie Stackhouse books, and the HBO series True Blood. Everyone I know is already half crazed with my plot and character assassinations, conspiracy theories, theme explorations and general obsessing, so now I'm going to share it all with you. Spoilers and Viking worship are rampant...you have been warned!

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