Posts Tagged ‘SkarsPorn!

10
Jun
10

Gratuitous Supernatural Nudity

There are no words.

For two days now, I have been taunted by rumors of an open-robed Eric appearing in a new promo. I have hunted high and low for this promo and it appears HBO have just released it online…while I’m trying to get a post up, here are some stills from askarsswedishmeatballs.

This damn thing should be high rotation on HBO, what the fuck is WRONG with them?

I would sit in front of my TV for six hours straight without a pee break to see this.

And in other True Blood naked man meat news, @JoeManganiello tweeted this last night. Apparently there was an article with it but I found it hard to summon up much interest in reading anything with this in my face.

It is here if you’d like to try your luck.

I gotta tell you, I was not feeling this guy for Alcide at all when he was cast, and I’m reserving my opinion until I see him in the role.

But HOLY MOTHER OF GOD he is HOT.

I demand a face off between Eric and Alcide in season 3. I DEMAND IT.

26
May
10

Skarsbutt!

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up. He
would get a large, large trophy.”
~ Sookie, DTTW ~

It’s been too damn long since we’ve had some decent Skarsporn.

Go nuts.



Source: askarsgard.com

And I’m posting these because I guess someone might find them sexy…or just funny…like I do.

But really, Alan. Of all the man-on-man you could have done?

Really?


Pennydreadful thinks Sam and Bill’s love-in might play out something like this….

Bill: I find myself strangely in the grip of a powerful homoerotic attraction to you, Mr. Merlotte. Might I call on you sometime?
Sam: (with innocent bewilderment) Call on me?
Bill: Yes, might I visit with you at your home…so that we may engage in physical congress?
Sam: (still confused) Physical congress? I’m confused…I didn’t think you vampires had the right to vote.
Bill: I was asking if we might enjoy the sweet forbidden bliss of coitus together…
Sam: Dammit, Bill…stop using all those high falutin Victorian euphemisms. Anyone would think you’ve been cryogenically frozen for the past 150 years. Now what exactly do you want?
Bill: Hot sweaty mansex in your trailer?
Sam: (pauses) Oh hell…sure why not. You can come back to my place but if you tell that I have a “lovely home” you’re going to get a nasty introduction to Mr. Stake…

21
Apr
10

Midweek Skarsporn

Some scans of the VMAN magazine shoot have just appeared – here is a tease. The interview and the full set of pics are over at The Nest.

Note to magazine stylists: This man is 33 years old. Does he LOOK LIKE RPATZ TO YOU??

It seems to be all about the hair, this week.

Ridiculous hair aside, check the thumb/hand/bitey lip porn down there.

Remember to breathe.

Click for wallpaper sized versions….and you can also view at VMAN Magazine.

15
Apr
10

Take me on the floor, you dirty hot Viking!

There’s been too much seriousness around here lately.

I think it’s time we took a breather. Let us now indulge in some unabashed worship of the Gracious Plenty.

I AM NOT ASHAMED.

The editing in this is perfect. Well worth a watch.

Video by Lawliette

06
Mar
10

Millennium Man – Skars Steams Up the LA Times

I don’t usually post up media articles, but hell I am making an exception today.

This is Skarsporn of the highest order.

Feast your eyes on THIS.

You can’t accuse Alexander Skarsgård of going Hollywood. At a recent photo shoot, the six-foot-four Swedish stunner—currently heating up the small screen on HBO’s hit series True Blood—showed up sans entourage, parking his own car in the same lot as the crew. His outrageous on-set demand? A cup of coffee, please. Oh, and he volunteered to be his own stand-in for lighting setup. Unheard of!

Read more at LA Times Magazine. There’s also more images, and a video interview.

14
Feb
10

Sunday Skars

I have a confession to make. I am not a fan of Valentine’s day – I refer to it as Hallmark day, and I think it’s a big fat marketing scam designed to make people feel guilty for the shitty way they take their partners for granted 364 days of the year.

So don’t expect any goey, romantic, puke-inducing Sookie/Eric Valentine tributes from this weeks Sunday Skars 😉

NOPE.

In protest against the avalanche of gooey, romantic schmuck we are surely going to be subjected to today, I hereby declare Valentine’s Day in my little corner of the internet to be all about HARDCORE SKARSPORN.

Who’s with me?

OK. I took some screencaps from Hundtricket this morning.

Let us Ogle.

How many inches??

OK now you have my attention. That big? Really Skars?

Well if that doesn’t kill me, the shoulder porn certainly will…

He’s talking about tennis. But I refuse to allow reality to interfere with a perfectly good dirty fantasy.

All hot and sweaty now? How about some shower action.

Just a little bit lower….

I don’t even see those other two in the foreground. Imagine having to film this scene with him…talk about adequacy issues. I would just give in to the inevitable and turn gay if I was them. Seriously.

How about some Viking backporn?

This shot was totally the best bit of that whole craptastic episode….

But then, as far as Viking backporn goes there is always this too…

Some season one tub goodness…

Dirty gifs anyone? Let your imagination run wild.

Watch closely, this gif has a very special guest star. His initials are GP.

Feeling all hot and bothered?

My work here is done.

Happy Hallmark Day!

Pic by Andy Swist

24
Jan
10

Sunday Skars – Sex is not the Enemy

This has just gone up on YouTube.

You should probably kick everyone out of your house before you click on it.

Six steamy minutes of Skars getting his freak on. I have no words.

And if any of you end up pregnant from watching this video it’s NOT MY FAULT.

by xMissAlexax’s
via AlexanderSkarsgard.org

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My ramblings on the Sookie Stackhouse books, and the HBO series True Blood. Everyone I know is already half crazed with my plot and character assassinations, conspiracy theories, theme explorations and general obsessing, so now I'm going to share it all with you. Spoilers and Viking worship are rampant...you have been warned!

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